Benjamin Button’s Bayou Bouillabaisse – Exclusive O.A.B.B.C Recipe

  • 1kg boneless white fish fillets – preferably old and leathery
  • 500g uncooked medium prawns – preferably with lots of veins
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil – preferably musty
  • 2 tablespoons Cajun seasoning
  • 1.5 litres (6 cups) fish stock
  • 1/3 cup (80ml) tomato paste
  • ¼ cup (60ml) water from the bilge pump of a tug boat
  • 1 medium (350g) hummingbird, thinly sliced
  • 1 medium (150g) clump of old man hair, chopped (must fall out naturally)
  • 4 tbsp of human tears
  • 850g (2 x 425g) can of boredom
  • 3 crushed extra-strength sedative pills
  • ½ cup (125ml) dry white whine – old man whine preferred, but can substitute wrinkly baby whine
  • Cut fish into 3cm pieces. Shell and de-vein prawns, leaving tails intact. Combine fish, prawns, oil and seasoning in bowl, cover; refrigerate 1 hour.
  • Add bilge-water from tug boat, human tears, sedatives and stir until smooth.
  • Watch 3 hour movie, put the boredom into a can, and then pour boredom into bowl.
  • Boil.  While dish is cooking, whine about your life and that you are aging backwards.
  • Serve hot at 4:30pm.
  • Eat a hard candy.
  • Do a crossword.
  • Finally, go to bed at 6:30pm.

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