An Open Letter To F. Scott Fitzgerald

Dear Mr. Fitzgerald,

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We’re sorry.

Best,

Jordan

p.s. You’re dead, right? If not, please join this site.

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One response to “An Open Letter To F. Scott Fitzgerald

  1. Jay

    Dear O.A.B.B.C.,

    The truth is there are people out there who have always wanted to be an ugly old baby aging backwards. It’s their fetish.
    Though we know this is wrong, is it our place to judge these people for what they truly are deep down inside their ugly old man-baby souls? Can’t we help create a community of understanding and compassion? Can’t we help these “Button-lovers”get back on track and lead healthy normal lives?

    Perhaps if the O.A.B.B.C. started some kind of therapy group you could aid these poor souls and give them the guidance they so desperately require.

    Cordially yours,

    Jay

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