10 Things That Would Be Less Shocking Than Benjamin Button Getting 13 Oscar Nods

  1. The Hottie and The Nottie breaks Titanic’s box office record
  2. Mike Bullard Makes Comeback
  3. Environmental & Economic Crises Solved Simultaneously By Back To The Future Car That Runs On Garbage
  4. Leafs Win Stanley Cup
  5. Larry The Cable Guy Video Overwhelms YouTube’s Servers
  6. George W. Bush Wins Nobel Peace Prize
  7. Steve Guttenberg Makes Comeback
  8. Mister Belvedere Comes To The Big Screen
  9. Mister T Solves Middle East Crisis
  10. Benjamin Button Director’s Cut DVD Running Time = 42 Hours

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