A LETTER TO THE ACADEMY

Dear Academy,

Thank you for nominating Benjamin Button 13 times. That took courage. A lot of courage.

Knowing that, I would like to lend a hand.

IF YOU LIKE BENJAMIN BUTTON, YOU MIGHT ALSO ENJOY:

– Turner and Hootch

– Bird on a Wire

– Forrest Gump (you probably get that a lot)

– Licking batteries

– Catching your grandmother ‘doing it’

– Moss

– The sound macaroni makes when you stir it

– Blues Brothers 2000

– Skin problems

– Death

– Norbit

Anyhoo…talk tomorrow?

Best,

Jordan

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